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Rob Thomas
11-21-2005, 01:50 PM
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients & felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt & sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients, you won't be the last, & you are single.
Just let it go."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality,
whispering:

"Dave you're a vet."

Justin Hurley
11-21-2005, 02:10 PM
Filth!!

chris jenkins
11-21-2005, 03:56 PM
Have you been watching animal farm again Rob??

Rob Thomas
11-21-2005, 04:27 PM
I can't help it Chris, I love it!

tod
11-21-2005, 04:39 PM
rob m8, i cant see why hed feel bad for that

Tony Zhang
11-21-2005, 08:50 PM
This joke made my day (and night)! lmao

Rob Thomas
11-22-2005, 08:20 AM
rob m8, i cant see why hed feel bad for that

I wouldn't feel safe buying anything from your butchers then Dai, it must be very tempting for someone like you to stand there on your "Tod" with the back end of half a dead cow - all naked like....

tod
11-22-2005, 02:46 PM
meats at its best when its been tenderised

little lee
11-22-2005, 09:47 PM
even better when its marinated:confused:

tod
11-24-2005, 07:36 PM
even better when its marinated:confused:
now whos the sick 1 lol!