Neil Deighton
10-19-2005, 09:34 PM
Heard this today:
A man was sitting anxiously in the hospital waiting room whilst his wife was giving birth. After what seemed an eternity a doctor came in.
Doctor - 'I'm afraid we've got some good news and some bad news'
Man - 'Oh dear I'll have the bad news first'
Doctor - 'Well, sorry sir, but your baby's got ginger hair'
Man - 'And whats the good news?'
Doctor - ....'he died'
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Here's a couple for you Welsh lads;
How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? - Very satisfying
What do you call a Welshman with a sheep under each arm? - A pimp
What do you call 4 sheep tied to a post in Wales? - A leisure centre
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Time for a quick one for the Irish
What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? - An Irish electrician
Something to insult everyone exept us English lads so better put one of those in;
5 sure signs that your English:
You think dried pigs bloods a delicacy
You have little sense of rhythm
You haven't been to the millenium dome
You think sarcasm's the highest form of wit
On holiday in Spain you search for a pub that sells roast beef
A man was sitting anxiously in the hospital waiting room whilst his wife was giving birth. After what seemed an eternity a doctor came in.
Doctor - 'I'm afraid we've got some good news and some bad news'
Man - 'Oh dear I'll have the bad news first'
Doctor - 'Well, sorry sir, but your baby's got ginger hair'
Man - 'And whats the good news?'
Doctor - ....'he died'
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Here's a couple for you Welsh lads;
How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? - Very satisfying
What do you call a Welshman with a sheep under each arm? - A pimp
What do you call 4 sheep tied to a post in Wales? - A leisure centre
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Time for a quick one for the Irish
What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? - An Irish electrician
Something to insult everyone exept us English lads so better put one of those in;
5 sure signs that your English:
You think dried pigs bloods a delicacy
You have little sense of rhythm
You haven't been to the millenium dome
You think sarcasm's the highest form of wit
On holiday in Spain you search for a pub that sells roast beef